Spending the day with my horny teenager
"Your blood pressure is 132 over 82."
"Is that good?"
"It's a little high."
This is when my brain started knocking on the inside of my skull, snapping my head to attention and getting my nose out of an outdated magazine. I started to listen to the conversation Boy #3 was having with the cute, little medical assistant.
When the doctor came in I asked him about the blood pressure, he took it again and it was 118 over 70, huh.
"So, " I asked Boy #3 in the parking lot, "when the cute medical assistant...."
"She was hot."
"Yeah, when the hot medical assistant takes your blood pressure it's high and when the guy doctor takes it, it's normal?"
"Yeah."
"Then what are we thinking here, the blood pressure cuff is some kind of Gaydar?"
"She was hot."
And this concludes the two posts I received while spending the day with my horny teenager.
"Is that good?"
"It's a little high."
This is when my brain started knocking on the inside of my skull, snapping my head to attention and getting my nose out of an outdated magazine. I started to listen to the conversation Boy #3 was having with the cute, little medical assistant.
When the doctor came in I asked him about the blood pressure, he took it again and it was 118 over 70, huh.
"So, " I asked Boy #3 in the parking lot, "when the cute medical assistant...."
"She was hot."
"Yeah, when the hot medical assistant takes your blood pressure it's high and when the guy doctor takes it, it's normal?"
"Yeah."
"Then what are we thinking here, the blood pressure cuff is some kind of Gaydar?"
"She was hot."
And this concludes the two posts I received while spending the day with my horny teenager.
10 comments:
So true. It's just like guys who go to a restaurant or hair stylist. Hot women = attention of males.
It certainly does tell you what turns his head! That's hilarious, now to just get a cuff like that and constantly be taking my kids pressures...lol.
I hope you have a nice cool swimming pool to cool him off.
;-)
HA! I guess that says it all now doesn't it?
Oh good, the first step is admitting you have a problem - namely your son's hormones. The second step is to hose everything in his room daily until he moves out.
Derek - Yeah, I have that problem all the time. ;-)
Skye and ReformingGeek - I think a bucket of cold water will work too!
Candice - Yes it does.
Doug - The problem is I think this one is staying until he's in his mid thirties.
Ahahahahahaaa! That's hilarious! Now I know what to watch out for when my husband goes for his check ups because the tech is hot. I'll kill him! ;o)
That boy is SO sporting a y-chromosome...
Just so you know, Sue, I have a mission for you over at my place!
I had a horny teenager about a year ago, but then my wife turned 20. I know, I'm bad.
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