Friday, September 23, 2011

I'm not an Alarmist but I am a Thinker

I am quite certain that by the time winter nears it's end, in Northeast Ohio that's April, I will be insane, but in a good way. Just remember I don't get out much and my posts lately are about me and the dog on our walks. So my imagination runs off on it's own at times and once I lose my grip on reality posts like this happen. I'm not apologizing, just warning you. Erv thinks I need to seek professional help.
I know what they're up to but I just don't know why. Obviously they are blocking off all our exits. "They" being the florescent yellow shirted "construction" workers and "our" being us, the community, the unsuspecting people of our development. Construction is in full force in our development. There are only two exits/entrances in and out of here. The dog and I have noticed an over abundance of detour signs the last few months. It has our spidey senses up a couple notches:
1. I think "they" are trying to confuse us with all the detours, one day the road closed sign is here the next it's there. Has no one noticed the hoops we are jumping through?
B. It's only a matter of time before they block both exits and feign ignorance. Then the florescent yellow shirts get switch with hazmat suits and were sitting ducks.
This means we will have to get out of here on foot and I'm not ready to shed my flip flop wearing days yet. I don't have a pair of hiking boots to wear when we head for the hills. I suppose I'll have to go doomsday shopping this weekend if there's still time.


ReformingGeek said...

They are directing you to the Mother Ship, Sue.

Be prepared.

I've heard the aliens love dogs.

Relax Max said...

You actually have a label category called doomsday?

Relax Max said...

Oh, I see. Just opened it up. A harbinger of things expected to come.

Sue said...

Carol - They love dogs? Like as pets or for dinner?

Relax Max - You know you can just comment 'I love your blog and I learn a lot here.'
Yes, I believe doomsday is on the way so get yourself some hiking boots and extra socks.

Relax Max said...

I wish you everything good and that good changes will happen. And that we will see more of you. Would like that a lot.

Relax Max said...

I am not a thinker, but I AM an alarmist.