Friday, February 27, 2009

The Definition of Awkward

Aunt Flo visits whenever the hell she wants to, even when you are in bed with the flu. I had to drag myself out from under my cozy, warm comforter today and get to the store because I'm the only one in the house that is willing to be seen buying those "things." That aisle is the first stop I made, I wasn't thinking straight and I wanted to make sure "they" were not forgotten. I would have cried if I got home and then had to go back out again. So the "things" without wings were in my shopping cart, alone, minding their own business when I ran into an acquaintance from back in the baseball days, a former coach, a guy.
The awkward conversation ensued. "You don't sound too good, you sick?"
"Yeah, the flu, I'm here for some tissues and Nyquil."
His gaze tried to stay focused on my blood-shot eyes, "Uh huh. Hope you feel better."
"Thanks. Nice to see you again."
We parted ways and I found my beloved Nyquil. Nyquil is either for the flu, a cold or both, I don't know. All I know is that I'm sick and I get to throw back a few Nyquil shots.
That, my blogging friends is why I haven't posted, dropped EntreCards or visited you all week. Because I've been hit with a double whammy.


Anonymous said...

Flu is a rotten house guest. I hope you feel better soon.

ReformingGeek said...

Murphy's Law says you always run into someone you know when you are least prepared at the grocery store.

Hope you feel better soon.

Anonymous said...

Enjoy your Nyquil shots. :) :( Hope you feel better soon.

Nooter said...

flu & flo (uggh), glad im not a human girl

Margie and Edna said...

Aww, sorry to hear you're sick! Hope you're feeling much better soon. :)

Jonny's Mommy said...

Having the flu sucks. Having Aunt Flo sucks. Having both at the same time. Oh, dear...I so feel for you. It has happened to me and I'm just beside myself with miserability. Is that a word? No. Oh. Well....go with it, K? :-)

Sue said...

Having the flu does suck!
I'm starting to feel close to normal, thank you for all your "get betters"!

Chris said...

Thank God women dont have penis', I would have no chance.