Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Did They Just Have Sex?

Since the husband is the one with the big brain that willingly accepts the concept of Math, you know, he can figure out how much to tip a waitress without a tip calculator, well he got to see to it that we met the tax deadline last night and I watched Dancing With The Stars. Somebody had to do it and I love Dancing With The Stars, it's a star-studded extravaganza, so I watched and he calculated. Every once in awhile he would come out of the office, sit in his recliner, realize what was on TV and leave, muttering something about wanting to check a score. The Cleveland Cavs and the Cleveland Indians were both playing last night, but the husband was afraid to be seen watching girl TV. He has a reputation to uphold being the dad of three boys and, they would never let him hear the end of it.
He again returned to his recliner just when the last dance started, Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks danced the Rumba. He sat quietly watching, I didn't even realize he was there because I was transfixed by the Rumba unfolding before my eyes. A full 5 seconds went by after the dance and then he turned to me and said, "Did they just have sex?"
"A little bit maybe. Do you want to watch it again? I can rewind."
"No. Get me a score."

I posted a video of the
Julianne Hough and Chuck Wicks Rumba on my other blog, View of Sue, if you want to see them make out.


ReformingGeek said...

I went over and watched the dance. I'm not a prude but....er.....alrighty then!

Karen said...

They didn't leave much to the imagination did they? What did the judges have to say?

Sully Sullivan said...

Nice. It's good to see your husband is upholding the man code. No one goes to instant replay in a dance-off and that's final.

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

I don't usually watch Dancing with the Stars, but flipped by the other night and saw that particular dance. Um....I had a similar question. Then when Len or Lon or whatever his name is said "That was too raunchy for me," I applauded while everyone else booed. Is this a dance show or porn? A little more dance and a lot less grinding please. And thank you.

Not that it will matter I probably won't watch again all season!

Diesel said...

I may have to check this out. Wait, my TV's broken, so I'd have to watch in on the computer. Well, jeez, I might as well just watch real porn then.

Sue said...

ReformingGeek - Alrighty then is right! I asked my seventy something mom what she thought of the dance and she said, "That was somethin' alright."

Karen - Len was pissed, Bruno was excited and waving his arms around and Carrie Ann fanned herself.

Sully Sullivan - The man code is alive and well in our house. Thank you for stopping by my blog.

Lisa - It's Len and you should give the show another chance it entertains the hell out of me.

Diesel - It sucks your TV is broken. Dancing With the Stars is girl TV anyway, you should stick to the porn.