Friday, July 10, 2009

Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

I'm not going to lie to you, going to the pool this summer and last summer has become more like nap time than exercise time. If I'm going to see anything interesting, it's got to be when I first get there. Because when I lay down on that lounge chair (and there are new, more comfortable ones this year) I'll nod off. So it's a good thing I spotted the woman with the buoyant boobies right away. I had all my stuff put in it's proper place, sunglasses on and watched this woman bounce around in the pool as she prattled on with her friend. And when I say bounce, I mean she was actually bouncing up and down like maybe she was exercising, maybe. The boobs had a mind of their own, bouncing to and fro going every which way they could. It wasn't their fault really, the bathing suit offered no support whatsoever. I decided to hold off on my nap, I wasn't going to miss her smacking herself in the face with those things. I started to worry about the children, would they get taken out with the big boobs or see more than the should?

Sadly, she got out of the pool before her boobies could do any damage and I drifted off.


erv said...

Didn't mom use to sing that? I'm going to take fork to my eyes

ReformingGeek said...

Oh my. Flipsy and Flopsy. Do people not realize what's going on down there?

I once saw a girl with butt cheeks with a life of their own. They waddled every which way in her dress pants. She really needed to be wearing a girdle, some support panties, thicker pants, a skirt, or anything besides the thin panties she had on.

Lunatron (aka Jamie) said...

I always heard this called the "furniture disease"... you know, chest hangs down near the drawers... Regardless of what you call it, it's, ummm... something to behold.

Candice said...


Boobs don't hang very low here in D-town since everyone has fake ones that rest right underneath their chin.

Sorry that you're now sleep deprived. Now you know how all of the poor men feel.

JD at I Do Things said...

Well, at least they were real. Fake ones don't move like that. Fake ones don't move at ALL, from what I've seen.

My boobs pretty much stay put, but I've put out an eye or two with my butt.

Sue said...

erv - She sang it all the time it was one of our childhood songs. Don't poke your eye out Ruprect, you don't want us to put corks on your forks do you?

ReformingGeek - These are people without mirrors I guess.

Jamie - Furniture disease! Good one.

Candice - And now I know why they all have sunglasses on.

JD - My boobs aren't going anywhere either.

Skye said...

I've got to admit, this is the one and only area where I'm thankful that my boobs are small! There isn't enough of them to bounce

MA Fat Woman said...

Okay, you caught me! As the MA Fat Woman I got jiggles in my wiggles. Next time, call before you come to the pool, and I'll put my coverup on!