Monday, May 04, 2009

If Whore Was The Look You Were Going For...Congratulations

Every day in the summer I thank the Lord above for giving me boys that like to wear baggy clothes, every day. Our weekend consisted of temperatures in the 60's, which meant to me, a light jacket, jeans and flip-flops, if I felt daring. Out making my weekend observations, I get at least 10 to 17 ideas I plan to blog about and the majority of them get lost in my head before I can write them down, but one managed to stick with me.
Sixty degree weather brought out the hussy in all the little teenage girls. Tight spaghetti strap tops and tight little skirts up to their twats. Girls, if whore was the look you were going for, congratulations, your goal was accomplished. You've also sent you fathers off to obtain firearms permits and they will be regular customers of the nearest liquor store. Mom's across America are filling prescriptions for Prozac. "Doctor my teenage daughter dresses like a whore."
"Fill this prescription and take it with alcohol, preferably."

11 comments:

DouglasDyer said...

Firearms, alcohol, prescription drugs, and slutty teenagers. This one blog would show up on at least half of the things I regularly google.

ReformingGeek said...

If they start texting your boys pictures of themselves naked, you'll need the Prozac!

I like your new badge! ;-)

Candice said...

Teenage girls are pretty much total skanks.

Why back in my day we wore king size bed sheets during the summer... as we walked 2 miles up hill, in the scathing heat.

or somethin' like that.

David said...

I try to always take any meds with alcohol - it increases the effectiveness and says so right on the label. "Alcohol may intensify the effect of this drug" and I want to get as much benefit as possible from my drug dollar.

Fun post - Cheers

Lisa (Jonny's Mommy) said...

I think that about the teenagers as well...what the heck is with their little outfits?! Like sluts in training. Do their mom's also show them how to stand just right on the corner?

Prefers Her Fantasy Life said...

You've just described my life--except I'm the one who dresses like the whore and takes Paxil (not Prozac) with alcohol.

Jen said...

Blame it on Barbie. Laugh if you will but even the Bratz doll has on underpants and her boobs are normal sized. Barbie wears no bra or underpants and her boobs are way too big. And her feet are too small.

Skye said...

You know, I used to work with this woman who had to take a few days off due to a family problem. Her daughter is 13 years old, is about 150 lbs overweight and dresses as you describe. The reason for the time off work, she allowed her daughter to dress like that and go for a walk alone at 3 am, yes 3 in the MORNING! This happened last summer and there were a lot of strangers in town as there is a major construction project going on. Well, girls who dress like that and go walking around town when drunks are leaving the bar can only expect one thing, and yep, it happened to her. Terrible thing to have happen, true, but so easily prevented.

Hahahahaaa, my confirm word is scaho, must be refering to this post! Just insert a b or nk and you'd get either scabho or scankho...lol.

The Queen said...

Booze, meds..and guns.. about the only way we survived our daughters growing up.

Relax Max said...

My but we sound judgmental today. :)

My word was "bimbo".

Sue said...

Doug - Glad I can help.

ReformingGeek - The badge is awesome!

Candice - The trick is to keep the total skanks away from my angles. ;-)

David - I like your way of thinking. You might as well get the best buzz possible.

Lisa - Sluts in training is exactly what they are.

Prefers Her Fantasy Life - You go girl!

Jen - Barbie is the downfall of our American Society, no doubt.

Skye - It;s even skankier when the stuff themselves into these outfits. There has to be a mirror somewhere you would think.

The Queen - The three basic essentials for surviving the teen years.

Relax Max - Only 10 words today? I must be loosing my touch.