Saturday, March 14, 2009

The Poop Yogurt

Jamie Lee Curtis told me Activia yogurt is good for my disgestive track. Well all right. I eat yogurt every day at work. I answer the phones and I get hungry. Yogurt is the perfect snack to eat when the phones are ringing. There's nothing more stressful than shoving a cookie into you mouth and then the phone rings. You have to swish the cookie over to the side of your mouth and hope when answering you don't sound like a pig. So yogurt is the way to go, if it's healthier than others all the better.
My little container of Activia sits on my desk. Two guys from the service department came by after teasing the woman in HR, they had their sites on me.
"Look! Sue has the poop yogurt!"
And a series of poop jokes followed. Unfortunately I missed this skit on Saturday Night Live:

Needless to say, I bought some Yoplait for this week.


Nooter said...

poop yogurt, hmmm....

how do you apply for a business license?

ReformingGeek said...

I think I have some Activia in the fridge at the gym. First thing tomorrow, it's gone.

Very funny!

Relax Max said...

I don't get it. I though Jamie Lee told you which cellphone to use. She's in poop now?

Shawn said...

haha. I just saw this skit for the first time last week. I never even knew that was what Activia was for.