Have You Looked at an Oyster?

When asked to be creative and make up my own joke my mind seals up tighter than a steel drum. Here is my feeble attempt:

What did the psychiatrist say to his new patient the oyster?

I can’t help you if you won’t open up to me.

See, I told you.

One has to wonder who was the first person to ever eat an oyster. Because really, have you looked at an oyster? Who was the brave pioneer that brought us to the delicacy of gulf oysters? I’ve been feeding the husband more seafood since the diabetes diagnosis. I found out on a website called www.BeOysterAware.com that diabetics should avoid raw oysters. He’ll be crushed. This site has loads of information on the nutritional value of oysters and avoiding them due to certain health conditions. Now that I’ve established the fact that the diabetic can’t have raw oysters I have to find out what beer does to him. Something tells me he isn’t going to like what I find.