Act Stupid, Get Out Of Work

Boy #1 brought me his laundry yesterday, he does every Sunday. I make sure he's fed well on Sundays, has food to take home with him and clean clothes. Then I sit in my recliner Sunday night and veg. While cooking for him I sent him down to check the clothes in the dryer. He comes upstairs and says, "They're still damp." Wha.... We went to the laundry room, I opened the dryer and he says, "Oh, that's the dryer." I swear I taught that kid to do laundry when he was in High School. He's living by his fathers famous words, "Act stupid, get out of work."