Give a Teenager a Cell Phone - Get a Headache

I intend to dole out some parental advice for those of you with teenage boys. I usually don’t hand out unwanted advice because I don’t receive it well. I live by the philosophy, “Don’t tell me what to do.” And it’s been working well for me. But I’m going to do it anyway.
Before you place in the hand of a hormone raging, absent minded, hyper active, know it all teenage boy, a cell phone, might I suggest the best insurance plan that your cell phone provider has to offer? Maybe stock up on Motorola Cell Phone Batteries? I’m just sayin’, it will come in handy. And then after you have that taken care of, get yourself on some Prozac. On my computer, in my favorite sites I have Battery Stock.com stored for quick reference. They have same day shipping of a very huge inventory of cell phone batteries and other accessories. The husband and I have never had battery issues, because we actually listen to the instructions given to us, so we just need them when they wear out. Some how through no fault of there own the boys batteries get overcharged or sometimes even get water in them. Huh! My boys will be writer’s, they just don’t know it yet. The stories they can tell……