Damn, I got a Baby Shower Invitation

I got the mail this afternoon and there was a small envelope mingling with the bills. Damn they got me! And invitation to a baby shower. I wonder what silly assed games we will play? I really hate bridal and baby showers. And there are so many reasons why. I think the biggest reason though, is that I have to go. Everyone went to mine. Yes, I was "showered" with gifts several times. If you want the toasters, pyrex, bath towels, hand-made crocheted afgans and baby booties you have to play the game. I have an engaged son and I will have to plan a bridal shower soon. Oh, as I address the envelopes I will be doing a Muahaha!