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Northeast Ohio is experiencing a torrential downpour, according to our dog. She won't pee in the rain. Even when I'm standing in the yard, in my bright blue bathrobe, boots and the big, bright, multi-colored umbrella I'm holding over her. We live on a corner lot, so there's really no place in the yard that won't attract attention. I'm the neighborhoods rainy morning, breakfast floor show.